I'll give you a whole seat, but all you're gonna need is the edge!'.

'Welcome to the Catch-a-Ride! You'd look better in a rig!'.

'This here's a Catch-a-Ride! We got wenches with wrenches, and cars for days!'.

'So, how you been? Ain't seen you for a while.'Ĭommander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary.

'Man, I wish this place'd get invaded by zombies.

'Man, part of me really wishes Scooter hadn't gotten eaten by that dragon.'.

You get to go out there and put the hurt on the Sorcerer's goons, while I gotta stick around here lookin' hot.

'Got nothin' right now, but you'll be the first to know once I do.'.

Come for the scrap metal, stay for the awkward flirtin'.'

'If you need scrap, I'm your girl! Come on down to Ellie's Garage - and don't forget to kill a few Hodunks on the way!'.So come on down to Ellie's garage, where our motto is, If you give me any lip, I'll throw your ass into a car crusher!' Those sharp little rusty bits that I don't even know what they do but they give you tetanus if you so much as look at 'em funny? Got twelve of those bitches. 'This here's Ellie from Ellie's Garage, lettin' ya know that I can fulfill all your scrap metal needs.Just bought me some airtime so's I could get a quick message out to the Hodunk clan. 'Hi there! This is Ellie, owner of Ellie's garage out in The Dust.'Hey – if you ever hurt Scooter, I'll kill you and your whole family.But she thinks a woman ain't worth a damn if she can't fit into a corset, and you can only take so much of that crap.' Don't get me wrong – love her to death, and if it weren't fer her, I'd be dead. 'Moxxi and I ain't exactly been on speakin' terms fer a while.'Ain't no hurry on any of these missions, sweetheart.Learned a lot there – like, don't go to the north pole.' 'While them other folks was openin' the first Vault, I was hangin' out at the north pole, studyin' with some monk mechanics.Kinda like brandin' cattle, but way creepier somehow.' 'You lookin' at my tattoo? It's a Hodunk clan thing.'Moxxi ain't send ya, did she? I swear, if she sends another merc out here to convince me to come back to Sanctuary, I'ma lose it.'.They got real angry a few months back once they figured out I was the one scrappin' their cars in the first place, but hell - what are they gonna do? They can't kill me, and they still need scrap. Bandits make the cars, I bust 'em apart, then sell it all back to them so they can make new cars. 'You'd be surprised how much money there is to be made in sellin' scrap.'Is Scooter doin' alright? He found a girlfriend yet, or has he finally admitted what I been suspectin' for years?'.You're the first person hasn't been throwin' insults or hatchets at me in quite some time.' 'Nice to see a friendly face around here.

If I do, though, you'll be the first to know.' 'I can't think of anythin' I need done.

'I considered makin' up some errand so we could hang out, but nah.

'Awww, I knew you wouldn't let me down.'.

'Hey, take your time with that job we talked 'bout.

Why don't you stop by my place in The Dust?'

'Hey, darlin'! I got some stuff needs doin'.

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